Key Takeaways
- According to the Equity Poker Network (EPN), the definitive version of the US Constitution should read that all US citizens are entitled to ““life, liberty, the pursuit of happiness, and the lawful pastime of online poker.”
- The spoof history all leads up to promoting entries for an Independence Day God Bless America $15K GTD tournament. The event is scheduled for Sunday, July 6, in line with the date on the purported constitution.
- A joke explanation tells the story of an archeological expedition uncovering a previously undiscovered version of the US Constitution, written by “by clandestine Poker enthusiast” Thomas Jefferson.
According to the Equity Poker Network (EPN), the definitive version of the US Constitution should read that all US citizens are entitled to ““life, liberty, the pursuit of happiness, and the lawful pastime of online poker.”
